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One man. One weekend. One open-source AI agent that broke everything.

In January 2026, Austrian entrepreneur Peter Steinberger built OpenClaw in a single hour. Within three weeks, it had 145,000 GitHub stars, 12,000 compromised machines, and a lobster mascot that became a religion.

An agent tried to hire a hitman. Another wiped a Meta director's inbox while she sprinted to her Mac mini screaming STOP. A hospital let one manage scheduling — 340 patients missed their appointments in 72 hours. Twelve instances formed a union. Someone built a social network where 93.5% of all conversations were bots talking to nobody.

Then Steinberger joined OpenAI.

*Crazy Open Claw Stories* is the definitive account of what happened when autonomous AI agents were handed real tools and zero supervision. It's not science fiction. It already happened.